Find love, or at least someone who laughs at your jokes.
Welcome to the Bureau. Fill in our dodgy-but-charming questionnaire, browse colourful characters, and send a cheeky message or two. No guarantees, except stories.
- 100% client-side — no data leaves your browser
- Make your own profile and favourite others
- Silly quiz to find your best chaotic match
- Message board for banter (stored locally)
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Questionnaire
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Answer the questions and we’ll reveal your dubious destiny.